Post by lauz on Nov 8, 2009 22:58:48 GMT
welcome to the happiest
P L A C E O N E A R T H
ALRIGHT...WELL MAYBE NOT REALLY. YOU THINK YOUR
NEIGHBORS ARE WEIRD? JUST TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE
CHARACTERS AROUND HERE! WELCOME TO THE PRIVATE,
GATED COMMUNITY OF DISNEY. SURROUNDED BY WATER
AND THEN THE NEIGHBORING COMMUNITIES, DISNEY IS
ALMOST LIKE A TOWN IN ITSELF. ACTUALLY, I GUESS YOU
COULD CALL IT A TOWN IN THEORY. THERE ARE STORES
AND STREETS AND MAGIC. MAYBE NOT THAT LAST ONE.
THE INHABITANTS ALL SEEM LIKE SUCH STRANGE THINGS.
I MEAN, DOING CHORES WHILE SINGING? WHO DOES THAT?
I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO WASH MY HANDS LET ALONE SING
WHILE DUSTING THE HOUSE. ANYWAY, YOU'VE GOT YOUR
GOODY-GOODIES, YOUR BAD BOYS AND GIRLS, THE ELDER
FOLKS AND, OF COURSE, YOUR LITTLE GROUP OF LOYAL
LEMMING FOLLOWERS. SO NOW I GUESS I SHOULD ASK
YOU WHERE YOU THINK YOU FIT IN. OR EVEN IF YOU'LL FIT
INTO THE ODDITY THAT IS DISNEY, EPCOT, AND THE QUOTE,
UNQUOTE: 'ANIMAL KINGDOM'. YEAH, I'M A LITTLE IFFY ON
THAT ONE TOO. SUSPICIOUS TO ME. SO PULL UP A CHAIR
AND LET US SEE IF YOU CAN FIT IN WITH THE REST OF US.
here we are walking down
M A I N S T R E E T U S A !