the president is calling (Dorian)

[Dorian Gaudain]

YOU KEEP CALLING MY PHONE
N O N S T O P N O N S T O P N O N S T O P
don't you know i won't pick it up
you never leave a message



D O R I A N G A U D A I N ? ! ?
the epitome of awesomeness, duh ,

[phone]

"This is Dorian Gaudain. I obviously don't have the time for you and if you leave a message I probably won't have time to get back to you. If you are calling to say you love me I already know that. Thanks."

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R I N G T O N E S ? ! ?
those songs that play when you call me ,

DEFAULT;; we are the champions
TEXT;; I'm too Sexy
VOICEMAIL;; The girls
UNKNOWN;; Beautiful and Powerful

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P H O N E B O O K ? ! ?
this is where i store the homosapiens who were lucky enough to meet me ,

c h a r l o t t e A R C
[phone]

RINGTONE;; she moves in her own way - the kooks
NICKNAME;; charlotte arc

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S P E E D D I A L ? ! ?
a quick click or two and you're on my line ,

01;; Charlotte Arc
02;; empty
03;; empty
04;; empty
05;; empty
06;; empty
07;; empty
08;; empty
09;; empty

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you keep calling my phone nonstop
DON'T YOU KNOW I WON'T
P I C K I T U P P I C K I T U P P I C K I T U P

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you never leave a message


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[Dorian Gaudain]

N E W C O N T A C T ? ! ?
let's exchange numbers ,

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[img]three matching 100x100 icons of your pb[/img]
[size=1][color=C7AC2E]RINGTONE;[/color]; song - artist
[color=C7AC2E]NICKNAME;[/color][/size]; ya know, whatcha go by, if you just put your name i'll give you one myself[/size]

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T E X T M E S S A G E ? ! ?
better get unlimited texts, because i text a lot ,

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[font=georgia][color=000000]this better be worth my megabytes ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]message here[/size]

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R I N G ! R I N G ! ? ! ?
oh, look, i might actually pick up ,

[size=5][font=agency fb][color=C7AC2E]N O W C A L L I N G ? ! ?[/color]
[font=georgia][color=000000]look who it is ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]your charrie says.... remember to put 'hello' and all that stuff[/size]

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V O I C E M A I L ? ! ?
did you actually think i was going to pick up? ,

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[size=5][font=agency fb][color=C7AC2E]O N E M I S S E D C A L L ? ! ?[/color][/font]
[font=georgia][color=000000]like i always say, results may vary ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]the voicemail message! be creative! 'hi, call me back' is sure not going to make me waste my minutes calling you back[/size]

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P I C T U R E M A I L
because who doesn't love looking at all the pretty pictures they get sent? ,

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[font=georgia][color=000000]you gotta see this ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[img]picture here[/img]
[size=1]comments here[/size]

you keep calling my phone nonstop
don't you know i won't pick it up
YOU NEVER LEAVE A
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